Alright Cat, after some research into Zorb defense, my friend ATTJTLAC found this video. It's a perfect example of how Zorbs could take out a zombie. As far as stopping the zorb on downhill descents: You Can't. But, why would you want to? As you'll see in this video, with even a small amount of momentum you could really take out a few enemies.
Also, I'd like to start referring to the human sized hamster ball as a Zorbie (see, it's like zombie, but with one letter changed).
Stupid videos
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That is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life. That thing laid her shit out! Oh my god, oh my god. I have to go watch this again.
(Would I be spinning inside the Zorbie? Or am I supposed to run that fast?)
Okay, so I googled the Zorb Ball and now I kinda get how the thing works, you're inside a spere inside of the sphere, and the intention is that you spin like it's some kind of ride.
I guess we'll need all the fun we can get during the zombie holocaust, until we can harness them for sport like in Shaun of the Dead.
Wow, I'm becoming one of "those people" now, a total comment whore.
However, I'm wondering if you might address the issue of our loved ones lost to...zombiedom?
How do you resist the impulse to go looking for your baby-daddy? How do you pull the trigger on your lover when they've been bitten but haven't turned yet.
This is going to be a problem for me, baby or no.
Also, do you think there will be bacon, and if not, can you come up with some kind of bacon jerky?
Well, I'd like to point out that all the guys around this chick who gets knocked the F@#k out, are probably someone's lover and possibly some baby-daddy. And just look what they did for her!
But I like to think our men would be with us every step of the way. They will be the brawn while we will be the brains of the whole operation. And they'll keep the pigs safe so that we can cure all the bacon we need.
Although it's been previously reported to be salt, Bacon is the true salt of the earth. Without bacon, who WANTS to survive?
Freaks.
Zombiedom- that's awesome!
1. Yes, the video is funny and you should watch it twice a day, at least.
2. I'm not exactly sure how the Zorb ball works. What you've told me there is the most I can tell about it as well. But, I'm sure it will be fun and we should all get together and rent a couple so that we can "practice" for the post zombie world.
3. It's a tough call when it comes to killing off the "infected," or soon to be zombie friends. I'd like to think that having a baby to protect would make it more necessary, and therefore, easier, to shoot or chop off the head of a friend. I'm sure that when the time comes for zombies, that we'll all have our own little pacts with our loved ones. I don't know what me and CS would agree on, but I'm sure it'd be something like CS saying, "so, if you're bitten, can we still do it? I mean, I can't catch it like that, can I?"
I like the point ATTJTLAC makes... our men would try to keep up. I mean, they're not really preparing or anything, like we are... but I guess it's possible they could survive. I just don't want them weighing me down.
Ok, that's a little sarcastic.
Seriously, though, bacon is the true salt of the earth. Good call.
And CS:
You won't be screaming that when I'm saving you from zombies.
Hey, I came over from Cat's page. I couldn't watch the video, but I love zombies, therefor, I am now a fan of your blog.
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
Unfortunately guys will probably rape and kill everyone they like/hate when there's no rules left.. not all guys of course... but still shit's gonna be messed up. being a zombie wouldn't be the worst outcome in some cases... just saying.
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